"Sam" and "I've got a situation"

Once upon a time there was a boy. A boy with five older sisters and one younger sister. A boy who's name his sisters did not like; so they called him Sam. Sam grew up learning to loath drama and the one bathroom him and his siblings shared. Sam a determined person excelled in school and became a typical teenage boy. A boy who thought he knew better than everyone else and probably [secretly] even thought he was "hot stuff". Sam moved out and became his own person. He bought himself a bullet bike and cruised about with his leather biker gear on and his blonde hair probably waving about. Creating a profile on popular "friend sites" and adding friends and strangers alike. Stumbling upon and adding "I've got a situation" as a friend. This "I've got a situation" thinks she is sassy and sarcastic. Posting random things on bulletins and filling out crazy questioners. There was a bulletin that caught Sam's eye. It was:I’m Going On A Trip Tomorrow. I’m flying Actually. I’m Going To Venus. Would Anybody Like To Join Me? You Will Need To Bring Your Own Astronaut Suit Though. I’m sure If You Ebay It, You Will Find One For A Good Deal.

This was the conversation that followed between

"Sam" and "I've got a situation"
Sam:
I'll go... as long as

we can stop at mars to meet some of those cute Martians from Mars Attacks!

I've got a situation:
Ok its a deal.

You will need to bring whatever you want. I'll provide the transportation.

Sam:
Awesome then it's a deal. I'm having a hard finding a space suit. I've checked eBay and even NASA. For some reason they don't carry the spandex kind in my size. If I can't get spandex then I'll just die! Do you know how to operate a sewing machine? Let me know ASAP! Would'nt want to miss a trip with you to venus for nothing.

---
Soon there after "Sam" and "I've got a situation" met up and went and saw fireworks on July 4, 2008, stayed up until 4am talking in his Honda Civic and learning that his name was Drayton and her name was Ashley. They fell in love and now one year, six months

and sixteen days later they are engaged.

---

This man is the love of my life and I don't know where I would be if it weren't for him wanting to fly to Venus with me. I love you Drayton. You make me such a better person and are my better half. You make me happy and I can't wait to see where our journey takes us!

With all my love, your future wife!

Until Next Time
Peace and Love